Count Tom Phobic

	An enigma over 50 years in the making.. One of these things is false, all the others are true
	once pissed on David Bowie’s leg used to sing in Bad Karma Beckons, Helltrain and the Famous Monsters  currently sings with The Phobics slept in Morrissey’s bed Johnny Thunders threw up on his shoes made Millie (my boy lollipop) a glass of hot milk in the sixties his mum refused to serve Mick and Keith in the Kilburn pub he grew up in was kissed by Debbie Harry was born with six toes on one foot